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Zombiedronerobosheepclones pay with their souls
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-61008730
Patrick Paumen causes a stir whenever he pays for something in a shop or restaurant.
This is because the 37-year-old doesn't need to use a bank card or his mobile phone to pay. Instead, he simply places his left hand near the contactless card reader, and the payment goes through.
"The reactions I get from cashiers are priceless!" says Mr Paumen, a security guard from the Netherlands.
He is able to pay using his hand because back in 2019 he had a contactless payment microchip injected under his skin.
And isn’t it oh so appropriate that it’s in the “Netherlands”.
"And isn’t it oh so appropriate that it’s in the “Netherlands”."
I think they make half of this shit up. I've seen some newscasters and "people" being interviewed on the tell-a-vision that have the craziest "names." The guy's last name is supposedly PAUmen. Check out this acronym list (it's hilarious, if nothing else):
https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/PAU